Bizarre Interviews with Kyle Perkins-Week 2.

by Kyle Perkins

 

Sorry everyone! It’s been a really busy week! Let’s just jump right into this week’s interview with Jaime Russell!

 

Question 1: So, what kind of stuff do you write?

Hearts and flowers with romance with some erotica thrown in.

Question 2: So what made you decide to start writing erotica? Did you always aspire to cause boners?

I cause boners walking into a room so it just made sense to write them.

Question 3: Just walking into a room huh? Do you go everywhere naked?

I do lol.

But seriously, I couldn’t get the voices to stop invading my dreams and daily life that I need to put them on paper. I never thought I would write erotica with my background.

Question 4: Well, I’ll be at your next signing. So, aside from boner charming, what are your other hobbies?

Gaming, reading, cooking, napping, shopping and watching movies.

Question 5: If you HAD to pick one to bang, would you rather bang Danny Devito, or Steve Buscemi?

Danny Devito.

Question 6: Gross, lol. So are you married or single?

Married.

Question 7: Do you have a hall pass with any celebrities?

Yes anyone I want ?

Question 8: *Winks enthusiastically* What about indie authors?

They are celebrities.

Question 9: Score! So, what are your turn ons? Do you write them into your books, or do you keep that stuff sealed up tightly?

I write some of them in but I have to keep some secrets. My neck is my biggest weakness, kissing it or rubbing slow, small circles, gets me weak every time.

Question 10: Got it, you’re into butt stuff. It’s our secret. If you could personally bang any character from a book, including your own, who would it be?

Well the obvious one is Christian Grey. Indie authors it would be Levi from On The Rocks by Gillian Jones.

Question 11: Have you ever written something so fucked up that you were afraid to publish, so you did a bit of quick editing?

Not yet but I’m still new to writing, I’m publishing my second book in a couple of weeks so I’ll let you know when it happens.

Question 12: Ever get random cock pics in response to being a lady author?

Yes.

Question 13: Do you save any? Like a cock of fame?

Nope they were nothing to write home about lol.

Question 14: Five guys just simultaneously shed a tear, like the native american from the littering commercial. What do you like most about this community?

The hot models….lol I love the sense of family within the authors especially when you find some that you really connect with plus all of the readers make the tears, and frustration all worth it.
I’ve never felt like I belonged anywhere but finding the book world, I feel a place of family and acceptance.

Question 15: Do you find yourself crying often? lol.

When I write a scene that’s emotional, I cry. I cried with my first non friend/family review. I am an emotional person. I wear my heart on my sleeve and opinion on my face lol.

Question 16: Don’t feel bad, I cry all the time. People are mean. Back to Danny Devito. Would you bang him on the fifty yard line during the half time show at the superbowl for a million dollars?

Fuck Yes I would! I have a one click book problem and a million dollars can feed that addiction.

Question 17: Last question. lol. What’s your most embarrassing story?

The guy I was dating got a little excited while I was giving him head and ended up hitting the back of my throat a little too hard, I ended up throwing up on him. I never did hear from him after he dropped me off at my house.

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